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July 08 Western Gazette Picture CaptionsHopefully these two captions will be published alongside their corresponding picture in the western gazette. This will go with a pic of a semi-nude teenage golfer in long Sutton!: WITH the help of more than 50 golf teams and a semi-nude 16-year old, Long Sutton Golf Club has raised over £10,000 for St Margaret's Hospice. A special golf day was held alongside a variety of activities and prizes including a free car, donated by Loders Peugeot of Yeovil for anyone scoring a hole-in-one on the 17th, although no-one succeeded in claiming the prize. Edgar Herridge made a spectacle of himself by roaming the grounds wearing nothing but a pair of pink briefs and carrying a donation bucket. The young green-keeper said that wearing only pants had been "a bit of a joke", but it was a joke that helped him raise over £300. Edgar, a former pupil of Huish Episcopi school, who lives at Kingsbury Episcopi, said: "I suggested the idea as a bit of a joke after work , but we took it to the head green keepers and they kind of cajoled me into it". Edgar said the Yeovil-based hospice was a cause close to his heart after a friend of the family spent their last days there suffering from cancer. The club has supported the hospice for 15 years and with the addition of last-weekend’s fundraising will have raised its total to more than £200,000. Tommy Tulk, club chairman, described the hospice as "a local charity that supports local people". This will go with pictures of the living history group's performance in Glastonbury: SWORD fighting, archery and medieval crafts ensued as a historical reenactment group entertained the crowds at Glastonbury Abbey on the weekend.
Team Falchion endured driving rain to provide a 14th century performance. Featuring craftspeople such as blacksmiths, leather workers, a candle maker and a weaver, the living history group performed scenes from Arthurian legend to an eager crowd which had braved the elements to see them.
The scenes acted out included "Lancelot rescues Guinevere", a mock tournament and an impressive "final battle".
Onlookers watched with interest as a "young Arthur" (Matthew Hamilton) drew Excalibur from the abbey stonework, accompanied by Merlin (Alex Skevington) and "old Arthur" (Tony Hayes).
Glastonbury abbey’s deputy custodian, Francis Thyer, said the number of spectators were "very good considering the terrible weather".
Team Falchion, which is based mainly in Nottingham, describes itself as "a group of enthusiasts with an interest in medieval swordfighting, heritage, education and bringing history to life".
These will go with a picture of toddlers from a nursery.
Pre-school school children at Scalliwags Day Nursery, based near Yeovil District Hospital, have been racing around their playground in aid of the NSPCC. The event, organised by staff member Cathy Offord, urged children to ride, run and roll their way around the playground in anything from wheelbarrows to scooters and tricycles. The children, sponsored by family and friends, managed to raise at least £200. Ms Offord said: "The staff liked the idea of children raising money to help other children". February 28 Casino Royale: Is this the end for James Bond?Can I have some vodka, with some Martini and can you maybe not stir it please? Bond has caved in. Say goodbye to champagne and spying by seduction. If Sean Connery were style, then Daniel Craig is sheer misery. No longer are we entertained by the gorgeous sexual vending machines known affectionately as “the bond girls”. Carried by a wave of political correctness, welcome on the power woman. Vespa, James Bond’s first and only love is everything a bond girl shouldn’t be; intelligent, astute and worst of all immune to James’s instant charm. Is this the end for James Bond? I hope so! In response to growing pressure, the producer, Barbara Broccoli, has abandoned decades of classic film style and struck out for shores unknown. But she seems to have become lost, taking Bond to a place where he’ll become just another action hero, a small fish in a sea of Jason Bourne's and Jet Lee’s. Devoid of any real 007 antics, Casino Royale is a Bond film in name only. Every film series needs to evolve and goodness knows Bond was beginning to stagnate. But, Casino Royal has broken the basic conventions of the Bond genre. The stylish, cocky attitude embodied by the previous Bonds has been replaced by the generic “troubled hero”. Instead of a tuxedo-wielding super spy, James is a haunted man, full of conflicting feelings and emotions. His license to kill seems to be weighing heavily on his conscience. Oh yes, James now has a conscience. Making Bond more 3 dimensional is a favorable idea, but it's when you start to change his fundamental character that you get problems. Gadgets, styles, cars and villains all come and go but Bond is meant to be unchanging. It's his quirky one liners and constant innuendos that give us that nostalgic feeling of continuation between each film. In Casino Royal its all gone , the attitude, the womanizing, the outrageous jokes. In short everything that makes Bond , Bond. Apart from a brief tribute to appease long term fans, there aren't even any real Bond-Women. Vespa (Eva Green), is nothing like any of Bond's previous partners. In the beginning she easily resists Bond's charms, actually it's Bond himself that falls for her first! His admirable ability to attract members of the opposite sex on a whim seems to have deserted him. It's a shame because most of the reason James is envied by a male audience is his power over women. Even women themselves, hoping to see a flirtatious bachelor will instead be greeted by a gruff, angry Daniel Craig. Character aside there are some remnants of Bond's golden days. A drool-worthy tribute to the original Aston-Martins and the slick DB9 featured later in the film both act as pleasant reminders of the film's roots as well as showing that there are some, improvements made by the new film. The over zealous technology present in previous Bond-cars such as “the invisible car” showed in “Die Another Day” is gone. Replaced with simple sport's car style, the Bond cars are now believable as well as enviable. Regardless of attitude, most viewers of Bond , fans and critics alike will tell you that the action in the Bond series, even at its best, is sadly lacking. The ridiculous one punch -knockouts , Bond fighting off trained martial artists with tame looking punches ......Its all changed. The film's saving grace , and frankly the reason for its apparent success is that the action is excellent. The fighting involves well choreographed up-close and dirty fighting combined with clever use of ambient sound and low camera angles. While deficient in every other respect, Bond is an awesome fighter, the violence edgy and realistic. Daniel Craig has certainly taken to combat more easily than to romance. So is this end for James Bond? His character has been demolished, the girls are gone and the film's been sucked dry of style. A decade of precedent has been erased in one motion picture. But , The action is very entertaining , certainly a vast improvement on the previous Bond films . It is the end for James bond as we know him, but it may be the beginning of something different. Bond is irreparably different but with time and more films, Daniel Craig may come to find his niche.In the future the films may come to be known for there cutting action and dark heroes, no longer James Bond but no worse. Casino Royale is not a good James Bond film but it may be the herald of something better. Friend of NoneTainted pleasure his friendship brought Of circumstance and chance was wrought What others miss, he easy grasped The secret truths in others hearts A friendship won, meant nought too him One thousand friends were far too slim.
For greater mind had he than most And cleverly he drew a host Of friendly faithful faces Hopeful recipients of his graces And he piled them high to make a hill, tall Where he sat atop , exploiting all.
He told them each with shining lies That they shall have what they aspire To sit with him , astride the friendship tower And feel his friendship without reproach.
But I who sat beside him see The blinded bodies beneath And from that spectacle I flee February 06 Chasing tomorrowsStern faces , purpose set, tomorrow is for happiness head down , hard at work, a world at work daily problems endured for the sake of a better tomorrow. Big leather chairs and fast cars, soon they'll be bigger , better, faster for the future, sooner or later tomorrow will pay its debts , surely? Stepping tirelessly over every obstacle, plunging forward Chasing that elusive date , its only a matter of time until you catch up. The prize is great , or so you are told On you strive, every eager , ever bold But tomorrow has passed. And your eyes are clouded and your limbs are spent And joints ache and your back is bent And you remember the dream and cough out one derisive laughing breath. January 13 Battle of Thermopylae
Upon this day of blood stained tide A vision of man , courage incarnate. Stands upon the beach in history's eyes, Brave men upon the sand to die. The world is watching yet no one sees- The stifled trembling of their knees The quail of eyes and the shaking shields All ignored under the mantle of myth True courage stems only from these men They were not afraid, surely they were not afraid? The lines were drawn and now death comes Ten thousand spears, gleaming in the sun But still they stayed, such brave men They were not afraid, surely they were not afraid? And when battle was joined and day after day And friend after friend was felled in the fray And When the end came and they stumbled and fell Back over the the bodies of their fellow men Surely they were not afraid, not then. |
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